A FEATURE FILM BY JOSH DAVID JORDAN
“TARKOVSKY BY WAY OF TEXAS”
Watch EL TONTO POR CRISTO
The tale of an unlikely saint. A monk in a monastery on the coast of Texas embraces the life of a Holy Fool.
Available worldwide. Rent it on Kinema.
“A GORGEOUS, MEDITATIVE, BLACK AND WHITE JOURNEY”
“A SPACE FOR THE VIEW TO INHABIT”
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El Tonto Por Cristo First Edition Blu-ray
A transcendent piece of sacramental cinema and the first Orthodox narrative feature in English.
Includes the full film, director’s commentary, behind-the-scenes moments, and English and Romanian subtitles.
A keepsake for Orthodox viewers, cinephiles, and lovers of independent storytelling.
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The original motion picture soundtrack by composer Michael Paraskevas. Two heavyweight records cut straight from the masters—cathedral to coastline, banjo to semantron. Featuring The Cathedral Choir of St. Seraphim and The Polyphonic Spree Choir. Includes an alternate movie poster, film stickers, and sheet music from the score. A first-edition release for those who still listen with the lights low and the record turning.
International Shipping Note:
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Shipping Timeline:
We are a micro team packing and shipping everything by hand. Orders ship once a week on Wednesdays.
Orders placed before our Wednesday shipping batch will go out that week. Orders placed on Wednesday or after that week’s batch has been packed will ship the following Wednesday.
Thank you for your patience and for supporting an independent film. Every order helps us keep this work moving forward.
The shirt that’s seen a thousand miles. Soft cotton, screen-printed in Dallas, the roadshow shirt from Austin to Athens. Built to fade right and feel like it’s been yours forever.
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Shipping Timeline:
We are a micro team packing and shipping everything by hand. Orders ship once a week on Wednesdays.
Orders placed before our Wednesday shipping batch will go out that week. Orders placed on Wednesday or after that week’s batch has been packed will ship the following Wednesday.
Thank you for your patience and for supporting an independent film. Every order helps us keep this work moving forward.
The official 11×17 El Tonto Por Cristo movie poster from the theatrical roadshow. A collectible print for fans of the film and anyone who’s followed the story across Texas and beyond.
International Shipping Note:
Customs, VAT, duties, or local fees may be charged by your country and are the buyer’s responsibility.
Shipping Timeline:
We are a micro team packing and shipping everything by hand. Orders ship once a week on Wednesdays.
Orders placed before our Wednesday shipping batch will go out that week. Orders placed on Wednesday or after that week’s batch has been packed will ship the following Wednesday.
Thank you for your patience and for supporting an independent film. Every order helps us keep this work moving forward.
THE FILM ENDS
THE STORY CONTINUES
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